- It takes forever to get out the door to go anywhere, and some days it's really not worth the effort.
- Once you do get out of the house, you have to go back several times for things you forgot.
- The car ride home--no matter how long it is--always ends with at least one screaming child.
- You can sleep with four people in a double bed.
- A toddler who refused to be carried anywhere, suddenly wants to be carried everywhere!
- Naps are essential.
- Pushing a double stroller is a really good workout.
- Going out to eat is not for the faint of heart, and is really an oxymoron--there's not much eating involved.
- It's amazing how much housework you can accomplish during an episode of Sesame Street.
- Hot dogs and macaroni and cheese are an acceptable supper for all members of the family.
- Dust bunnies take up permanent residence in the house.
- The stains on the living room carpet don't matter, because you can't see the carpet anyway.
- Bathing daily and sleep are over-rated.
- Most days we only have time for the essential: eating, changing diapers, playing, and sleeping, in that order.
- Showering or going the bathroom alone or in peace is a thing of the past.
- Going to the grocery store alone is like a mini-vacation.
- It is not uncommon to change four dirty diapers before 8:00 a.m.
- A smile or hug and kiss makes it all worth it!
And now for a game of Find That Baby!