Only a pk (by the age of two)...

• Can make the sign of the cross and say, "Name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit."
• Wants to preach a sermon every Sunday after church (and has a meltdown if he can't)
• Uses phrases like, "Take and eat, this is My body" and "the holy Christian church" and "Hosanna in the highest"
• Wants to be the director of the church choir, or at least sing in it
• Will listen attentively to the sermon, and recite back important lines
• Understands the order of service in church, like going up to Communion after we pass the peace
• Enjoys making announcements around the house similiar to those made after church is over
• Says at every children's message that "Jesus died on the cross and rose from the dead"
• Knows that the Bible is "all about God's love"